Wrigley Fields, renowned archaeologist and architect, created the hallowed grounds of the Wrigley Field under the pretense of a "front". Superficially, the shrine to Cubs baseball would serve as a memorable landmark to the team's undying perseverance for a World Series title. However, behind its thick ivy walls and timeless veneer of a Chi-Town red brick masterpiece, the house of the Cubs hid a dark, sinister secret. Beneath its forest green field and pristine diamond in the rough, Wrigley had hid a weapon of great destructive capabilities.

During his many archaeological digs, Wrigley would find several artifacts of the past, mostly household items like clay pots and doors. However, on a specific dig in northern China, Fields unearthed the most dangerous and revelatory archaeological discovery ever known to man: an ancient weather machine. At first, Wrigley and his colleagues were perplexed at his discovery. Being the adventurous and curious man, he proceeded to tamper and experiment with his archaeological finding, for once, not caring about an archaeologist's oath to uphold the integrity of the discovery. Just as soon as he pushed a button, a rumble in the sky shook the very foundation the archaeologists stood on. Snow and hail began to fall from the sky. Instantaneously, several bolts of lightning struck every single one of Wrigley's colleagues, incinerating them with the sheer power of the skies. Soon after, a thunderous clap echoed throughout the sky. Wrigley, amazed and terrified, mustered up every ounce of his courage and slammed the machine, powering it down. Immediately, the sky over the dig turned a bright light blue and calmed.

Fearing the machine's power, Wrigley stowed the powerful machine away and constructed a large baseball stadium to exhibit his second greatest passion. To this day, his enemies, the hard hitting Reds, crazy Cardinals, the Evil Empire, the Blue Crew and the Big Green Monster Losers seek to uncover the whereabouts of the machine to use it for their diabolic post-season plans. On his deathbed, Wrigley gave a fitting name to his deadly discovery. "I call it Winterfresh." For those postponed games at Wrigley Field due to weather conditions, it is said that someone is tampering with Winterfresh. Some say it is the current manager of the Cubs. Some say it is the embarrassed celebrities. However, some believe that it is the late Wrigley Fields helping his tired baseball club avoid fatigue with a day of rest.

All the aforementioned people are fictional and are meant to be used for entertainment.

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