Do you feel it? That heart beat pulsating throughout the sky. It's coming. The rain. As a well known satirist once said, "RAIN!!!"

Wrigley's 5 Rain is a spearmint gum that not only smells great, but tastes even better than great. Some say it is a magnanimous taste, a taste unrivaled by its mint peers. Some say it is a taste that only few can handle because of its sheer minty power. Some say 5 Rain will have you splitting open that empty cavity you call a brain and inserting 5 Gum into it, hoping that a brain would grow. Only one statement is false. The rest are true. It is true that 5 Rain has an unrivaled spearmint flavor that is so tasty and minty that it will freshen your breath like the rain freshens crops! Freshen your breath and let the rain fall!

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