Why would sharks like peanut butter? Does it provide an extra layer of texture to their rare treat of human flesh? Does it satisfyingly give a new flavor profile to their once-in-a-shark lifetime meal of human? Why would sharks like peanut butter? We here at CandyGeek have found the conclusive answer to all these shark and peanut butter related questions!

Why do sharks like peanut butter? According to shark focus groups (look up Snickers Peanut Butter Squared Focus Group in YouTube), sharks like peanut butter because of intense peanut flavor that they taste when biting into their peanut butter filled prey. It gives them an euphoric high similar to eating a blooming jellyfish or an low voltage electric eel that is high on life. So once a human who eats a Snickers PB Squared and proceeds to dive into the open ocean, it will seep a peanut butter smell excretion from the pores of its skin. Sharks are immediately drawn to the swimming human because of the strong smell of peanut butter in the water, much like they are drawn to blood.

However, scientists have tackled this shark attack problem with a solution that will allow humans to enjoy Snickers PB Squared in the water without fear. Scientists have trained sharks much like dogs to obey commands with the promise of a peanut butter treat! Now you can have your very own trained shark with the help of Snickers PB Squared! Not only will it not bite you, but you will be the commander of the seas! Ride the wave on a back of a great white shark!*

Snickers PB Squared is your favorite Snickers treat (peanuts, caramel and nougat covered in milk chocolate) with a delicious addition of a rich and creamy peanut butter layer! Enjoy the combination of  flavors and textures and be satisfied by these bite sized treats! Hungry? Grab a Snickers PB Squared!\

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*A fictional and fun take on the joys of a Snickers PB Squared. Please do not attempt at any time. Sharks are dangerous predators of the ocean and are to be feared and respected.