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You have seen the commercials. You have witnessed countless child actors enjoy the taste and fun interaction of Juicy Drop Pop, now it is your turn, young apprentice. Juicy Drop Pop is not an ordinary candy for ordinary people. It is only for the Chosen. Are you a part of the few, chosen from birth, to taste the sweet and sour flavor of the Juicy Drop Pop? To be quite frank, every single person that dares to try the Juicy Drop Pop are not prepared to handle all the delicious flavors. The question still remains, are you ready to try the wonderful, magical and juicy flavors of the Juicy Drop Pop?
Some critics and doubters, Philistines, may say, "Master, how do you savor the flavor of the Juicy Drop Pop? I am only used to regular lollipops." Scoff at their ignorance! It is quite simple to do, but difficult to master! You must first slide out the sweet lollipop from its protective container. Carefully and gently open the sour juice lid as if you would open a canister full of liquid gold. Do not spill a drop or you will regret it for the rest of your candy life! Now slowly pour in the liquid gold of a sour candy into the groove in the lollipop. Now quickly! Pop the lollipop in your mouth and savor the flavor! That is how you eat the Juicy Drop Pop, my young apprentice. Never forget it! But wait, the Juicy Drop Pop comes in four fruitastic flavors: Berry Blast, Sour Green Apple, Tropical with a Punch and Sour Blue Raspberry. Master all these four flavors and your life will be full of enjoyment!
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