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Six hours to Vegas for the party of your life. Raves, clubs, gambling, what more can you ask for? Oh yeah. Good looking people. Vegas is where the party is at, but you are stuck in traffic on the freeway. Your throat is parched and dry. What can you do? You decide to pull over to the nearest gas station and grab a nice cold drink, better yet, an ICEE. You park and proceed to walk into the friendly gas station where the clerk greets you with a smile. What a dream. You approach the ICEE machine, pick your cup and proceed to pull down the lever for a cup full of slushed iced passion. BUT WAIT! Is this a nightmare? The machines gives a whirl, an exhausted sigh and a futile grunt of its gears. The lights flash red. The ICEE machine is out of order. This dream has turned into a nightmare.
Soul crushed and spirit defeated, you kneel to the floor and cry. People come in and stare, but you do not care. A tragedy has befallen upon your very fiber of your being. Hyperbole and exaggeration are not big enough words to describe the hurt and disappoint you feel at that present moment. Tears stream down your cheeks like the cries of Freyja, the Norse goddess of tears. Suddenly, a glimmer. What is this that you spot in the corner of your vision? ICEE Spray Candy? You reach for it with delight! You frantically open it and spray that sweet candy onto your parched tongue. AMAZING. The clerk stares at you and shouts, "You are going to have to pay for that!" You ignore his mindless jabber and swim in the flavors of cherry and blue raspberry. This is truly the life.
ICEE Spray Candy tastes just like your favorite ICEE fruit flavors with the convenience and portability of your favorite candy! Spray it on your tongue and be chilled by its awesome fruit taste! Try this spray candy today and save money!
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